The weather seems so unpredictable. Last night, I stepped outside and felt comfortable. Tonight, at roughly the same hour, I stepped outside and nearly froze to death. It's funny how I'm not surprised by such temperature changes when I'm out in the wilderness, but when it comes to my own backyard, I'm caught off-guard, as though I expect this outdoor area, enclosed by a simple wood fence, to come equipped with climate control. Perhaps Global Object Designers¹ will include that feature in Earth 2.0².

I sat and shivered for the entire twenty minutes. I had a sweatshirt and jeans on, but was still chilled by the constant wind. Apparently, my remark about the nighttime wind being "a mere breeze" bruised Night's ego and it was exacting its revenge. It seems I need to show more consideration for the feelings of anthropomorphic personifications.



¹ Members informally refer to the team as The GOD Squad.

² Assuming this is the first version of Earth, of course.