Somewhere in the World Right Now

Somewhere in the world right now,

• somebody just heard the news that Barry Bonds homered over the weekend to tie Hank Aaron's home run record.
• somebody else heard the news and couldn't care less.
• somebody still hasn't heard the news.
• somebody just asked somebody else, "What is a home run?"
• somebody thinks Bonds is the greatest baseball player ever.
• somebody else has no idea who Barry Bonds is.
• somebody believes Daniel Craig is the best James Bond ever.
• somebody else believes Daniel Craig is the best Barry Bonds ever.
• that somebody's friend just corrected him by saying, "It isn't Bonds. It's Bond, Barry Bond."
• somebody is thinking, "Mmm... donuts!"

It's Monday. The world is a wacky and random place. Enjoy every second of it.