Less Than Total Recall

Don't you hate it when you've had weeks to prepare for something, say a Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing on the firing of the U.S. Attorneys, and you think you're prepared to answer any question or respond to any snarky remark thrown at you, but when you sit down in front of the microphone, you realize you've forgotten your lucky rabbit's foot, I mean, memory? I know I do, and so does Alberto Gonzales...

(Inspired by Wonkette)