Time is ticking by faster than usual today and it's ticking me off since I specifically requested a slower than usual day so I could finish everything I need to get done. I'm not even a third of the way through my to do list and two-thirds of the day has already disappeared. I contemplated calling the Department of Planetary Temporal Manipulation to file a complaint, but they would merely put me on hold. And while the ages of waiting would only feel like a few fleeting seconds (thanks to their goof up), I don't have ages to spare. What I need is for somebody to insert about four hours between five and six o'clock this evening so I can get back on track. Okay, back to the list.