Frosting

It always shocks me when people say they hate cake frosting. How can anyone hate frosting? It's the best part of the cake! The only reason for a cake to exist is so the frosting won’t collapse under its own weight. Okay, that’s not the only reason. The other reason is that frosting isn’t structurally strong enough to support candles and cake is a more socially acceptable and edible reinforcing material than wood.