Monday Comics

Last week, somebody posted the following Dilbert strip above the coffee carafe at work that cracked me up...

Catbert: Wally, I'm sending you to a coffee rehab program.
Wally: Gaaa!!!
Catbert: They'll get you down to forty cups a day.
Wally: (as he's taken away) Not double digits!!! You monster!!! I won't survive!!!
Catbert: If you're lucky.

1. Happiness is a sense of humor.
2. Happiness is the ability to laugh at yourself.

This morning, an incident reminded me that taking myself too seriously is unhealthy and not the way I want to be. It's something I forget every now and then. After I said whatever convoluted thing I said and had a moment to reflect, I remembered another comic strip I read recently. It was from Calvin and Hobbes...

Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we can speak.
Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.

Just so you know, I contemplated linking to the comics like I normally try to do, but I thought I'd link to the hilarious Dilbert Blog instead.