I don't have my Palm with me this morning. It's sitting on my desk at work, which is fine, but it slows the whole writing process down a notch or two. This assumes, of course, that my brain typically comes up with thoughts faster than my pen puts ink down on paper. Whether or not this is true, I can't say for sure, but for the time being, let's pretend I own a very slow pen.

While we're at it, let's also pretend that it's a beautiful day outside. It seems the weather around here has been suffering from severe mood swings lately. It's sunny and hot one day, windy and cool the next and downright rainy the day following. With any luck, tomorrow will bring snow. What month is this again?

On a positive note, the wet weather doesn't seem to be negatively affecting San Francisco's losing streak. It's still going strong. They've dropped three in a row and nine of the last ten games. Of course, they aren't the only ones on a slide. The entire National League West seems to be struggling as interleague play gets underway. Only the Dodgers won yesterday (3-1 over the Tigers).

Today, there's a potluck at lunch to kick off the office's clean up effort as we prepare to move in a few weeks. The event is what some in the business world call a morale booster. For the potluck, people have a choice of cooking a dish or contributing five dollars. I think my morale might be better boosted if I didn't have to spend potential Skittle/coffee money for a gathering held during the time that I usually attempt to escape from the confines of my cube. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying. I'm sure I'll feel better once I have five dollars worth of potato salad and soda in me.

To think, I could have written twice as much nonsense if only I had my Palm.