Astrological Quickies

I noticed Yahoo! Astrology recently went to short, indecipherable forecasts. Instead of nice understandable sentences to help guide people, there are ominous Matrix-like sayings to confuse them. This is from today...

"Quickie: Ignore the random. Don't reduce complex issues to absurdity. The loop stays closed."

If I took astrology seriously, I wouldn't know what to do with this advice. Ignore the random. Like this horoscope? The loop stays closed. What loop? The one I want others to keep me in? The one on a circuit board? I don't get it. I long for the old forecasts that made ambiguous references to generic situations applicable to everybody. At least those made a modicum of sense.