I was buried in a pile of work when the phone suddenly rang. I was so out of it focused, the sound made me jump. My phone has one volume. Way too loud. I let the second ring echo through the office before picking up the receiver and holding it an inch away from my ear.

Me: Hello?
Mysterious female voice: Would you like some eye?
Me: What?
She: A slice of eye.
Me: Uhh...
She: It's very good.
Me: Really?
She: It'll fill you up.
Me: I see...
She: Just bring a dollar and try some pie.
Me: Oh, pie. Thanks. Maybe later.

With a sense of relief, I hung up the phone, no longer faced with the prospect of having to awkwardly turn down a tasty piece of eye. I just finished the slice of mixed berry pie and it was much better than what I had envisioned.