Sitting In Traffic

As I sat in traffic on Highway 87, I saw...

a burgundy electric scooter, which sat in
a black trailer that was hitched to
a speeding burgundy Camaro, which was driven by
an elderly woman with curly, gray hair and sleek, black sunglasses.

If only I had a camera with me. On the radio, Channel 104.9's morning DJ, Ayo, was saying, "Here's something from Three Days Grace. It's a Valentine's song."

Only when I stop to think about you, I know
Only when you stop to think about me, do you know

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you?
You hate everything about me
Why do you love me?

The song has been on high rotation for some time now, but it still manages to crack me up. It's great to sing along with while sitting in traffic. By the time it was finished, I was near my off-ramp and fully energized to take on the day.