Me: Did you grab a donut?
B1: Nah, I'm not really a donut person.
Me: Huh? Who's not a donut person?
B1: Well, actually, I'm not really a breakfast person.
Me: Huh.
B1: Yeah, I'm just not into getting up in the AM.

E1: Ooh. Donuts!
Me: Yep! Go on and have one.
E1: What's the occasion?
Me: (quietly) Just my birthday.
E1: Really! Are we going to sing you "Happy Birthday"?
Me: No! In fact, anyone who sings, doesn't get a donut.
E1: (pauses) Oh look, this one has sprinkles!