With My Turn Signal Blinking

If I drove like I wrote, the roads (and sidewalks) would be a dangerous place. Sure, I would choose the more scenic routes, but I'd be driving in reverse, ignoring stop signs and barely staying within the lines. I’d be easily distracted by the music on the radio and probably not wearing my seatbelt. More than likely, I would be lost most of the time. Like right now, I think I've driven down a dead end simile.

Of course, things could be worse. I could write like I drive. Now that wouldn't be pretty.