I'm slumped here in this chair and not likely to move for a while. Tonight, I spent an hour at the gym doing a total body workout. Why did I agree to it? I'm clueless, that's why.

This is what happens when someone suggests spicing up my routine. Instead of focusing on one or two muscle groups, like the chest and triceps, I hit all of the major groups in one session. Translated into practical terms, this means that instead of only one or two body parts aching, everywhere aches. I'm such an idiot.

I would be reading right now, but books seem too heavy. Even if I was able to prop up a book, I would probably be asleep by the seventh sentence. The only reason why I'm typing is because I still have movement in two fingers and a thumb. I'll be stopping once my thumb is too tired to hit the spacebar.

Right now, my body doesn’t like me and I don't blame it. I usually feel worse the day after, so tomorrow should be a real joy. Okay, I'm going to bed now.