Leaky Cups
Or "How I Saved Thirty Cents on a Sunday Afternoon".
Barista: May I help you?
Me: Yeah, I'd like a venti toffee nut latte.
B: I'm sorry. We don't have any venti cups.
Me: What?!
B: They were leaky.
Me: Umm... okay.
B: But we'll be getting a new batch really soon.
Me: Like within the next couple of minutes?
B: Uh, no.
Me: I'll take a grande.
Inspired by The Dullest Blog in the World that I read about on HawaiiStories. I'm always the last to know.
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heh, the <a href="http://www.buttafly.com/starbucks/index.php">Oracle of Starbucks</a> says this about venti caramel macchiato drinkers:
Personality type: Clueless
You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink venti caramel macchiato are strippers.
Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall
Ha! Too funny! I'm glad it doesn't read, <i>Most people who drink venti caramel macchiatos <b>become</b> strippers</i>. That would just be frightening. :P