Top 5 reasons why I'm glad that real life isn't like The Sims...
- When I'm down, an annoying clown doesn't come around and rub it in
- Bills every three days seems a bit excessive
- No weekends, life without real weekends is just wrong
- Deleting a pool ladder doesn't cause me to swim around endlessly until I drown
- I don't become hopelessly trapped by poor furniture placement
- Changing clothes would require only a spiffy spin
- Home decoration and remodeling would be so simple
- Time at work would fly by, just like that
- You could tell if you were scoring points (literally) with somebody by the plus signs or heart above their head
- People wouldn't think you're all that weird, should you accidentally say shoon shoon instead of good-bye after playing way too much of the game
