Only a silly coffee drinker would pay attention to what is written on a Starbucks coffee cup sleeve. I am unfortunately one of those drinkers. So here is the ones I've seen...
- Could ornaments be any more fragile?
- What if you don't have a chimney?
- Who puts the snow in snowglobes?
- Just what is figgy pudding?
- Does anyone eat fruitcake?
- Who tangles the lights?







